BRO!BILLY FOR BARNEY. WHY? BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO STOP BREAKING EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN BRO CODE THERE IS. :| Dealing with Article 5: Whether he cares about sports or not, a Bro cares about sports. GEE GIVEN WHAT TODAY IS DOES THIS SURPRISE YOU? ALSO yes it sucks and it's small, I'm sorry, I'LL DO BETTER NEXT TIME.

( C'mon, Holly, it's tradition! )

Well now that THAT cat's out of the bag--HEY RACH COME TO VEGAS WITH US :DDD

So, after a few days of trying not to worry, of taking stupid things too hard, and of pretending he just didn't care anymore, Billy now found himself back in Barney's apartment ( Read more... )

He decided to show up for dinner anyway. Because sometimes he didn't listen to his own logical reasoning ( Read more... )

SO. So because most of Billy and Barney's conversations start and stop at complete random via AIM, there gets to be a lot that goes missing. Epic fights and such. And, well, this one should probably be posted so people will not be completely lost on some of the in-jokes now ( Read more... )

Billy had started the day off with 'make Barney's life a living hell' first and foremost on his mind ( Read more... )

soldier_ofgod and barnacle_the totally borrowed without permission, I hope you guys don't mind. XD (And you are always welcome to textually bitchslap me if it's not, which goes for anyone whose muses I borrow.) Obviously not binding to the muses, but, seriously, c'mon. The mental image made me laugh.

( Billy had always had a natural talent for singing. )

There were many things Billy had to do in New York in a short amount of time and many people to see. One of those people, first and foremost, was Barney. Who had never once admitted to missing him, but Billy knew he did anyway ( Read more... )

Billy, despite arguing about how nobody in their right mind should already be thinking about Christmas with Rachel, was losing the battle with his mood. It had steadily gone downhill since that morning, and he realized that maybe he shouldn't have bought that magazine, but doing destructive things to it was cathartic ( Read more... )

((Which basically happens after this, and I maaay have stolen Barney without permission. But the scene was going around my head, and I had to write it down.))

( They slept together that night. )